Al, I just got back from several days away for Thanksgiving ( grandpa cooked everything to the letter of the sacred tradition, of course-I'd like to play with it a bit-but no go) with the family. While I'm gone, you go freakin' nuts! I can hardly get my lower jaw off the keyboard!!! That is so incredibly awesome, I'm without words. (Well, almost) I'm not at all surprised that you pulled this incredible culinary masterpiece off. The first indication, as I was reading, that you would "git-er-done", was when you led us to our old friend Yan. If anyone can teach us how to relax chicks, Yan Can! I used to WOK with YAN for many hours back in the day. Wish he could have revealed that technique to me when I was tryin' to loosen up an old flame named Sandra. Never could get her to relax enough. (Sigh) Oh well. Just happened to run into her a couple of decades later in a mall, and that cute little cheerleader with the rather large hooters had become a bedraggled 200 pounder with a passle of snotty nosed, rotten little kids around her. Whew! Was I damn lucky I didn't know that technique way back then.
Second of all, anybody our age, who still has that kind of head of hair and can grow a cute curley pony tail like that, has to have something goin' for him that the rest of us can only dream about. (that's gotta keep Judy twitchen) Remember, Sampson! Don't ever let anybody cut that. We're in envy.
And thirdly, you used Pops masterful brine. You mentioned that the turkey was a bit "hammy". That is so up my alley, that you wouldn't believe. I looked for years on how to get that flavor on a brined turkey, and only discovered it with Pops brine! It's in the cure! DOH!
That my friend, is the recipe as I see it, for the masterpiece that you have created. Oh, did I mention that perhaps a little talent might have been thrown in there for good measure?
Cudoos AL, that is one awsome creation!
Gang, let's not lose this one. It has to become a STICKY!
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