For the past week I have had 4 "Polish" builders doing some work on my new kitchen conversion. Conversation is not what you would call fluent due to the language barrier but we understand each other enough to communicate. Even though I have asked the same question several times in different ways it is clear that NONE of them have a handed down family recipe for sausage. None have fathers or even grandfathers that have even made sausage. One does not even like sausage! Surely they must be imposters...