The new Kroger supermarkets

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokincowboy, Jun 6, 2007.

  1. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    The new Kroger supermarkets have an automatic water
    > mister
    > to
    > the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you
    > hear the sound of
    > distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
    >
    > When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows
    > mooing and
    > witness
    > the scent of fresh hay.
    > >>>>>
    > When you approach the egg case, you hear hens
    > cluck and cackle
    > and
    > the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of
    > bacon and eggs
    > frying.
    > >>>>>
    > The veggie department features t he smell of
    > fresh buttered corn.
    > >
    > I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
     
  2. Stay away from the diaper aisle also. Same reason.
     
  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Not a good place to shop when your hungry huh? [​IMG]
     

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