Smoking Meat Forums Unofficial Statistics (I was bored)

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crankybuzzard

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So, while sitting in a conference call today I got to wondering about which items were the most popular to smoke. 

After a slight perusal of the SMF home page, I saw my answers, and being the geek I am, I decided to graph them out and see just where everything fell into place.

Until I went out and did this “study”, I had never really looked at how many threads each topic listed had gotten or which areas were the most popular to post in.

Now, I know this will be skewed somewhat since some threads are in the General Discussion area and what not, but for the price you are paying for this data, it’ll work for now!

The following data was collected earlier today, and I’m sure the numbers have changed a bit within the last hour or so…

Smoking Meat and Other Things


Pork, it’s what’s for supper it looks like, with a solid 7000 threads greater than beef which I was kind of shocked about.  I thought beef was king when it came to smoking!  
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Fowl is really lagging!  11,000 threads behind pork!  I’m guessing it only really gets popular around Thanksgiving (US Holiday)…  Sausage is one area that I really thought would be higher on the scale since we see quite a few threads weekly, or maybe I'm just biased since that's my favorite thing to make/smoke.  
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Hmm, cheese is listed here too with 580 threads…  Should someone consider moving all of the cheese posts to the cold smoking section?
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I don’t know of anyone that’s been successful in hot smoking cheese, although a few have posted pics of their attempt!  
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Cold Smoking


Bacon seems to be the winner here with cheese running a close second!  

Another thing I noticed was that the "stickies" sections were a bit skinny...  There have been some pretty good write ups by folks over the last year or so and I don't see where any new ones have been added...

So, what does all of this mean?  Nothing much, but my conference call is now over and I succeeded in not being bored for the entire hour!   
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Nice job! I hate being on long calls like that. I will have to try this method the next time I have a long call.
 
 
So, while sitting in a conference call today I got to wondering about which items were the most popular to smoke. 
 
So, what does all of this mean?  Nothing much, but my conference call is now over and I succeeded in not being bored for the entire hour!   
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Charlie, your boss just joined the forum.  He'd also like to see you in his office asap, with your facility access card, keys, and credit card as well.     
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You know bbq is a dying art when a proud Texan posts Excel charts. [emoji]128514[/emoji]

Sorry man...had to comment.

Good stats.
 
 
Charlie, your boss just joined the forum.  He'd also like to see you in his office asap, with your facility access card, keys, and credit card as well.     
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Ha, nice try!  He was in here with me while the call was on.  We did it on the wall mounted monitor above my conference table.  We did have the door closed though!  
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......my conference call is now over and I succeeded in not being bored for the entire hour!

Now THAT'S a valuable use of some of the most worthless life-wasting minutes in the UNIVERSE ......... conference calls!

Conference calls in the leader's mind:  

1. Listen to me talk.

2. Don't I sound important?

3. My words are gospel.

4. Everyone will do EXACTLY as I say.

5. Gee, we should do these weekly.  Ah heck, we should do them every day!

Conference calls in the listener's minds:

1.  When is this bovine excrement going to end?

2.  Tap..tap...tap on the keyboard My buddies at SMF are going to love these facts!

3.  How much longer can this go on?

4.  Walk.....walk.........walk.......tinkle......tinkle......tinkle ...........walk ..... walk.....walk  Oh crap, they're still talking!

5.  Somebody just put me out of my misery.

6.  "Any questions?"  Nobody say anything! 

7. Click............thank GOD it's over. 
 
You know bbq is a dying art when a proud Texan posts Excel charts. [emoji]128514[/emoji]

Sorry man...had to comment.

Good stats.
I am truly a geek at heart and love numbers.  High Tech Redneck!
 
......my conference call is now over and I succeeded in not being bored for the entire hour!

Now THAT'S a valuable use of some of the most worthless life-wasting minutes in the UNIVERSE ......... conference calls!

Conference calls in the leader's mind:  

1. Listen to me talk.

2. Don't I sound important?

3. My words are gospel.

4. Everyone will do EXACTLY as I say.

5. Gee, we should do these weekly.  Ah heck, we should do them every day!

Conference calls in the listener's minds:

1.  When is this bovine excrement going to end?

2.  Tap..tap...tap on the keyboard My buddies at SMF are going to love these facts!

3.  How much longer can this go on?

4.  Walk.....walk.........walk.......tinkle......tinkle......tinkle ...........walk ..... walk.....walk  Oh crap, they're still talking!

5.  Somebody just put me out of my misery.

6.  "Any questions?"  Nobody say anything! 

7. Click............thank GOD it's over. 
You sir, NAILED IT!!!

Part 2 #6 is spot on too!  I've made phone calls after the CC to give someone grief about asking something at the end!
 
 
......my conference call is now over and I succeeded in not being bored for the entire hour!

Now THAT'S a valuable use of some of the most worthless life-wasting minutes in the UNIVERSE ......... conference calls!

Conference calls in the leader's mind:  

1. Listen to me talk.

2. Don't I sound important?

3. My words are gospel.

4. Everyone will do EXACTLY as I say.

5. Gee, we should do these weekly.  Ah heck, we should do them every day!

Conference calls in the listener's minds:

1.  When is this bovine excrement going to end?

2.  Tap..tap...tap on the keyboard My buddies at SMF are going to love these facts!

3.  How much longer can this go on?

4.  Walk.....walk.........walk.......tinkle......tinkle......tinkle ...........walk ..... walk.....walk  Oh crap, they're still talking!

5.  Somebody just put me out of my misery.

6.  "Any questions?"  Nobody say anything! 

7. Click............thank GOD it's over. 
Yessir, that sums up each and every conference call I've ever had in a nutshell.
 
I am truly a geek at heart and love numbers.  High Tech Redneck!

You sir, NAILED IT!!!

Part 2 #6 is spot on too!  I've made phone calls after the CC to give someone grief about asking something at the end!
Or a text to their cell during the call with the acronym for "shut the $#&@ up" tends to get their attention as well.
 
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Love smoked Beef and it's the king in Texas. But for the rest of the country $1.48/lb Butts trump $5.99/lb Brisket every time...JJ 
 
I truly like brisket more than pork butt, but with the price difference and availability, I seem to do more pork.
If I could but quality brisket at the supermarket it might be different...And beyond that, you really have to try hard to mess up a pork butt.
 
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