You know you have a smoking problem when......

[short one]

Mrs. says: You know you have a smoking problem when: you take a week's vacation and spend it in the garage building a new smoker.

 

[cheech]

Or you have a week's vacation and you spend it in Missouri with a bunch of folks who love to rub butts and smoke

 

[dawgwhat]

I don't see any problems with these posts
and I 'm a newbie

 

[chris_harper]

lol, same here.

 

[cheech]

When you sweat it appears to be BBQ sauce and sneezing produces a dry rub

 

[Dutch]

You know you have a smoking problem when......you can smell hickory or cherry smoke in the air and you follow your nose to find out what's being smoked and you end up in the next subdivision.

 

[tonto1117]

You ask for a new smoker for your 15th wedding anniversary...when you allready have two, and your a woman!!

 

[cheech]

When you hear someone is going to rub butts with the best and it does not make you laugh

 

[rreub]

you start a tree trimming business just to get wood

when you pray for an ice storm to pick up the branches off the trees

 

[peculiarmike]

Your wife asks why you need a trailer mounted smoker and just what ARE you planning to do with it? Says your ECB smokes more than we can eat now.

 

[deejaydebi]

This happened to me tonight ...

When your friends and family take you out to celebrate your new job and your watching the clock thinking that you need to get home to bone and brine your turkey and stuff your sausage for tomorrows smoke.