RIGHT ON TIME.............PRETTY MUCH!

[sawhorseray]

Questions and Answers from the Association of Retired People…

Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction .

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant .

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses .

Q: Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car .

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem ..

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon .

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads .

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

 

[chef k-dude]

Always good to get a chuckle. I thought my wife and I were the only ones that had the intensity to pee increase right when you get home. What's up with that?

 

[Brokenhandle]

Another batch of good ones Ray!

Ryan

 

[gmc2003]

This one had my wife and I both laughing out loud.


All too funny and too true, and damn I never thought of it like that.

 

[old sarge]

All good, as usual. Thanks!

 

[chopsaw]

Those are great !

 

[goldendogs]

I can't choose the best one because they are all great. Thanks for the chuckles

 

[Gonna Smoke]

This was me growing up for sure...

I was definitely in the second group...

 

[JLeonard]

Great grouping as always!

Jim

 

[bigfurmn]

I am always amazed that there is rarely ever a repeat on these.

 

[sawhorseray]

I am always amazed that there is rarely ever a repeat on these.

I TRY TO KEEP REPEATS TO A MINIMUM BUT I'M OLD AND FORGETFULL. THE TOUGHEST PART IS FINDING A GOOD PRINTED OPENER, HARD TO FIND. RAY