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Leave it to me papa.

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jokensmoken, May 15, 2019.

  1. jokensmoken

    jokensmoken Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    As old age was setting in, Mr Vitto was having a hard time getting the ground tilled for his tomatoes.
    His son Vinnie who usually helped couldn't because he was in prison.
    Mr. Vitto, who wrote Vinny regularly told Vinny about his problems tilling the garden.
    Vinnie sent his dad the response...
    "Papa,
    DON'T DIG UP THE GARDEN!!!
    That's where I buried the body.
    Love, Vinnie"
    The next morning the police showed up at Mr. Vittos house armed with shovels and dug up every square inch of the garden.
    A couple days later Mr. Vitto got another letter from his son...
    "Papa,
    That was the best I could do under the circumstances...happy planting.
    Love Vinnie"
     
  2. chef jimmyj

    chef jimmyj Epic Pitmaster Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Good one...JJ
     
  3. zwiller

    zwiller Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Yes, good one. All joking aside, my old man has that ability and it's almost a superpower. Not sure what it is called. Foresight or something. If I need to do anything, I tell him my plan and he'll be like, nah, this is what you do and then my mind is blown.
     
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  4. HalfSmoked

    HalfSmoked Smoking Guru Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    good laugh thanks.

    Warren