I think my bride might be trying to tell me something!

[crankybuzzard]

Yesterday, my bride asked me to cut out some "head stones" from some foam I had in the shop. I cut them out and she took them inside to mark them up. She loves to decorate for ALL seasons and Halloween is a big one for her...

This is what I found!

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• crankybuzzard
• Oct 23, 2016

I'm now updating my will! Who wants to be named for my cookers? :ROTF

 

[bmudd14474]

Ill take the cookers LOL

 

[SmokinAl]

Oh  No!

Al

 

[dirtsailor2003]

Reminds me I need to get ours down! Keep forgetting.

My wife asked me to make a coffin! I asked how big? She said about your size!


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[crankybuzzard]

Reminds me I need to get ours down! Keep forgetting.

My wife asked me to make a coffin! I asked how big? She said about your size!


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And I thought I had something to worry about! My wife can make your headstone to go with the coffin!

:ROTF

 

[chef jimmyj]

We watch CSI, Forensic Files, all versions of Law and Order, Joe Kenda Homicide Hunter and a few others...My wife looks over the other night and says, " I could kill you, make it look like an accident and not leave a single shred of evidence..."

...JJ

 

[smokin kat]

Man, there's no beating around the bush with that decor!!   Whoo boy! 

 

[seenred]

Hey Charlie...very sorry to hear of your demise. My condolences to your misses! :biggrin:

Red

 

[chilerelleno]

Have you checked for any new or increased Life Insurance policies?

 

[mosparky]

Well if bmudd gets the cookers, I want the recipe files !! Rest in peace brotha 

 

[BGKYSmoker]

I'll be watching forensic files.

At least your wife calls you a cranky buzzard. Mine calls me a rusted out POJ.

 

[worktogthr]

I would like to be written in for whatever is in your freezer! I'm sure there are plenty of goodies in there!

 

[ristau5741]

I'm working on making 1x2x8 flats covered with black landscape fabric. hanging them in the garage from wall anchors attached from the ceiling.

making a haunted garage maze for the kids.

 

[crankybuzzard]

Sounds to me like most all of our other halves have a plan of some sort!

 

[gearjammer]

Hey Cranky,  Methinks the reports of your demise have

been greatly exaggerated.

Orrrrr maybe I'm just a great psyco ,  no psychic.

 Ed

 

[crankybuzzard]

Well, I was on the way home andgot a call. The bride said; "hey, I found a blowup decoration of you in the afterlife!"

I got home, and found this...

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• crankybuzzard
• Oct 25, 2016

Can I come live with one of you guys, I skeered!

 

[gearjammer]

That looks like Achmed, the dead terrorist.

  Ed

 

[SmokyMose]

Just noticed this post. The Mrs has been watching some kind of "true crimes" thing on cable for the last couple of months and keeps asking when I'm going to get around to making a will.
You guys are spooking me...