A question of anatomy

[thesmokindogs]

A good friend of ours, Maryann, is a hoot when she's had a few glasses of her homemade wine - or any wine for that matter. She comes up with interesting rhetorical/philosophical questions you wouldn't normally think of.

Like the phrase "raining cats and dogs". Has anyone ever seen it rain cats or dogs? Much less both.

But while working on my first smoked chicken I was reminded of another of her questions that always seems to come up when we're all pretty schnockered: How can it be a breast if it doesn't have a nipple?

Any thoughts?

 

[cksteele]

i think when they refer to chicken breast  they mean the chicken chest from what i can gather the name originated in the 1840s or 1850s 

 

[phatbac]

A good friend of ours, Maryann, is a hoot when she's had a few glasses of her homemade wine - or any wine for that matter. She comes up with interesting rhetorical/philosophical questions you wouldn't normally think of.

Like the phrase "raining cats and dogs". Has anyone ever seen it rain cats or dogs? Much less both.

But while working on my first smoked chicken I was reminded of another of her questions that always seems to come up when we're all pretty schnockered: How can it be a breast if it doesn't have a nipple?

Any thoughts?

along those lines...

How does an almond produce milk?

phatbac (Aaron)

 

[bluewhisper]

Almond nipples of course, you dolt!

 

[joe black]

Come to think about it, has anyone ever seen an egg nursing at a chicken breast?

 

[thesmokindogs]

i think when they refer to chicken breast  they mean the chicken chest from what i can gather the name originated in the 1840s or 1850s 

Thanks! I'll pass that along!

 

[thesmokindogs]

along those lines...

How does an almond produce milk?

phatbac (Aaron)

That was my question, too! Along with Lewis Black's observation, "It can't be soy milk because there's no soy tittle!"

 

[thesmokindogs]

Come to think about it, has anyone ever seen an egg nursing at a chicken breast?

LOL!

 

[thesmokindogs]

Almond nipples of course, you dolt!

LMAO!!