When I'm 100, If I Lean A Little, Let Me!

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richoso1

Gone but not forgotten. RIP
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The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in
her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th
birthday were taking place.

Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could
write notes when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma
started leaning off to the right, so some family
members grabbed her, straightened her up, and
stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her
left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed
pillows on her left.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family
members again grabbed her, and then tied a
pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma
and said, 'Hi, Grandma; you're looking good! How
are they treating you?'

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly
wrote a no note to the grandson...
'They won't let me fart.
 
Yo Rich..... Now can you please tell me how to get this stuff off my screen? Dude that was GOOD!!!! I'll be taking that one up to the home where my mom's at.
 
I don't care who ya' are, that's funny right there! Good one Rich!

Reminds me of an old Chinese proverb: "Empty house better than bad tenant..."
 
No matter how ya slice it & dice it, that right there is funny stuff!!...

Good'un Rich!!...
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