When I'm 100, If I Lean A Little, Let Me!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in
    her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th
    birthday were taking place.

    Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could
    write notes when she needed to communicate.

    After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma
    started leaning off to the right, so some family
    members grabbed her, straightened her up, and
    stuffed pillows on her right.

    A short time later, she started leaning off to her
    left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed
    pillows on her left.

    Soon she started leaning forward, so the family
    members again grabbed her, and then tied a
    pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

    A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma
    and said, 'Hi, Grandma; you're looking good! How
    are they treating you?'

    Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly
    wrote a no note to the grandson...
    'They won't let me fart.
  2. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Yo Rich..... Now can you please tell me how to get this stuff off my screen? Dude that was GOOD!!!! I'll be taking that one up to the home where my mom's at.
  3. monstah

    monstah Meat Mopper

    LMAO!!! Good one!
  4. placebo

    placebo Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Even though I knew it was coming........ it was still funny as hell!
  5. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Cute - sounds like one of my Aunt that recently passed on.
  6. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I don't care who ya' are, that's funny right there! Good one Rich!

    Reminds me of an old Chinese proverb: "Empty house better than bad tenant..."
  7. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    Yeah ...10-4.... LMAO good one dude!
  8. coleysmokinbbq

    coleysmokinbbq Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    No matter how ya slice it & dice it, that right there is funny stuff!!...

    Good'un Rich!!...[​IMG]

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