• Some of the links on this forum allow SMF, at no cost to you, to earn a small commission when you click through and make a purchase. Let me know if you have any questions about this.

The Snail

okiedave

Smoke Blower
98
12
Joined Jun 8, 2012
A snail was crawling along one day, minding his own business when, POOF a fairy godmother appeared. "You've always been a good little snail. I've been authorized to grant you three wishes."

The snail quickly requests a meadow all his own. No farmer would crush him with a tractor, it'd be his meadow.

Second wish; A nice stream through the middle, he could get a nice drink, and lay in the cool wet along its edge.

Third wish, he thought for a long time. Finally, he said: "Have you ever heard of a Datsun 280Z?"

She: "Yes?"

He: "I want one of those, but I want mine to be a 280S"

She: "Why?"

He: "When I go cruising by, I want all my friends to look up and point. They'll say: "Look at that S car go!"
 

GaryHibbert

Legendary Pitmaster
OTBS Member
★ Lifetime Premier ★
8,051
1,352
Joined Jun 20, 2013
Ooooh. Thats bad. Funny though.

Gary
 

Latest posts

Hot Threads

Top Bottom
  AdBlock Detected

We noticed that you're using an ad-blocker, which could block some critical website features. For the best possible site experience please take a moment to disable your AdBlocker.