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Robotic Lie Detector

forluvofsmoke

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A man buys a robot with a built-in lie detector which slaps people when they lie.

When it arrives at his door, he un-packs it, preps it per the instructions and decides to test it out at the dinner table.

He asks his son: where were you during school hours today?

His son replies: at school.

The robot slaps his son.

OK, I was at the movies!

His father, now very interested and intrigued by his new "toy", asks: which one?

His son replies: Toy Story.

Smack, goes the robot again.

OK, OK, it was called a Day with a Porn Star.

Dad says: WHAT??? When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was.

The robot slaps Dad.

Meanwhile, Mom is getting into these new devopments and blurts out: HA-HA!!! After all, he is your son!

The robot slaps Mom.
 

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LOL----That's a beauty!

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SmokinAl

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Gotta laugh at that one!!!
 

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