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100 mph goat

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by SmokinAl, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. SmokinAl

    SmokinAl SMF Hall of Fame Pitmaster Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member ★ Lifetime Premier ★

    Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are
    walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.
    They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
      The  first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole;
    I can't even see the bottom.  I wonder how deep it is."
      The  second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit  bottom."
      The  first hunter says, "There's this old automobile
     transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and  see".
      So they pick it up and carry it over,  and count one, and
    two and three, and throw it in the hole.
      They are  standing there listening and looking over the edge  and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.
      As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to  the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head  first.
      While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about,  an old farmer walks up..
      "Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers  didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
    The  first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out  of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
    The old farmer said, "That's impossible.
      I had him chained to a transmission!"
  2. boykjo

    boykjo Sausage maker Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member

  3. meateater

    meateater Legendary Pitmaster SMF Premier Member

    Sure give's another meaning to speed goat. [​IMG]
  4. TulsaJeff

    TulsaJeff Smoke Whisperer Staff Member Administrator OTBS Member

  5. tom37

    tom37 Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Poor Goat!!!!
  6. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

  7. thatcho

    thatcho Meat Mopper

  8. miamirick

    miamirick Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    That transmission must have been a hurst 6 speed high performance t -56 to get that goat to 100 under a 10.0 time
  9. foamheart

    foamheart Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

  10. fwismoker

    fwismoker Master of the Pit

    LOL, i'm glad i read this. Very very good.