Code: Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are Code: walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. Code: They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. Code: The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; Code: I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is." Code: The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom." Code: The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile Code: transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see". Code: So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and Code: two and three, and throw it in the hole. Code: They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. Code: As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head first. Code: While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.. Code: "Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?" Code: The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!" Code: The old farmer said, "That's impossible. Code: I had him chained to a transmission!"