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Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are
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walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.
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They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
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The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole;
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I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."
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The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
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The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile
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transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".
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So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and
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two and three, and throw it in the hole.
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They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.
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As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head first.
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While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up..
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"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
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The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
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The old farmer said, "That's impossible.
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I had him chained to a transmission!"
