100 mph goat

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokinal, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. smokinal

    smokinal Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member ★ Lifetime Premier ★

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    Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are
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    walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.
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    They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
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      The  first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole;
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    I can't even see the bottom.  I wonder how deep it is."
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      The  second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit  bottom."
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      The  first hunter says, "There's this old automobile
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     transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and  see".
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      So they pick it up and carry it over,  and count one, and
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    two and three, and throw it in the hole.
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      They are  standing there listening and looking over the edge  and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.
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      As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to  the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head  first.
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      While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about,  an old farmer walks up..
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      "Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers  didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
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    The  first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out  of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
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    The old farmer said, "That's impossible.
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      I had him chained to a transmission!"
     
  2. boykjo

    boykjo Sausage maker Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member

    [​IMG]
     
  3. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    Sure give's another meaning to speed goat. [​IMG]
     
  4. tulsajeff

    tulsajeff Master of the Pit Staff Member Administrator OTBS Member

    LOL
     
  5. tom37

    tom37 Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Poor Goat!!!!
     
  6. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

     
  7. thatcho

    thatcho Meat Mopper

    Rotfl
     
  8. miamirick

    miamirick Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    That transmission must have been a hurst 6 speed high performance t -56 to get that goat to 100 under a 10.0 time
     
  9. foamheart

    foamheart Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL...
     
  10. fwismoker

    fwismoker Master of the Pit

    LOL, i'm glad i read this. Very very good.
     

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