Why'd The Chicken Cross the Road?

[chilerelleno]

Unbelievable!!!:)
What a load of Tasty Vittles!!
Wearing me out, just looking!!
Like.

Bear

Thanks John,
take a load off, sit down to bowl of leftovers, I am.

 

[Rafter H BBQ]

That all looks incredible John, very nice!

 

[WaterRat]

That's some seriously dirty rice! ;) Roughly how long did it take to cook the chicken on that upper rack?

 

[chilerelleno]

The final results look magnificent Chile, Nice Job.

Point for sure.

Chris

Thanks Chris, and for the Like too.

 

[chilerelleno]

Absolutely Stellar John!
What a wonderful looking feast you did!
And you really out did yourself on those Ginger Snaps! My favorite is the sandwich with bacon.
Outstanding!

Much appreciated Sonny.

 

[chilerelleno]

That all looks incredible John, very nice!

Thank you Justin, it was good.

 

[chilerelleno]

That's some seriously dirty rice! ;) Roughly how long did it take to cook the chicken on that upper rack?

Thanks WR, love me some Dirty Rice.
This was a pretty mild batch, I usually make it dirtier and much hotter.
Use the bacon grease to first fry your livers and/or sausage, then saute your rice in it... Mmmmm, filthy, dirty rice, it should come with an explicit content label.

The chicken started on the lower grill for about an hour, that's where the bottom got all the color and char.
After that I moved it up to make room for the carrots, about two hours or a little more total.

 

[johnmeyer]

Wow, that is one of the most amazing series of food pics I've seen here. Not just one thing, but close to a dozen.

Do you cater?

 

[chilerelleno]

Wow, that is one of the most amazing series of food pics I've seen here. Not just one thing, but close to a dozen.

Do you cater?

Aw shoot, thanks John, too kind and glad ya like the pics/food.

Yes I'll cater, but I so over price my services that no one has yet to take me up on it.
And I'll tell ya, I prefer it that way.;)

 

[johnmeyer]

And, in answer to the topic heading:

Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road?

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"?
Could you define "cross" please?

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shall't cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone

COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?

 

[oddegan]

How about one for Schrodingers chicken!

 

[nanuk]

And, in answer to the topic heading:

Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road?
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Ima stealing that!

too funny!

 

[foamheart]

Really nice job Chili. I am going to need to try your dirty rice.

 

[bmudd14474]

Awesome Job. Sounds like good memories being made with the kids.

 

[chilerelleno]

Awesome Job. Sounds like good memories being made with the kids.

Brian, thanks and yeah the kids love being involved with most anything.
Unless of course it resembles house, yard or school work... LOL.:rolleyes:

 

[chilerelleno]

Really nice job Chili. I am going to need to try your dirty rice.

Thank you Kevin, appreciate it.
A hearty Dirty Rice is a beautiful thing.

 

[nanuk]

That "Dirty Rice" looks amazing!

Right up my alley of food I like!

 

[chilerelleno]

That "Dirty Rice" looks amazing!

Right up my alley of food I like!

Thank you, try it you'll like it.

 

[ab canuck]

Holy WOW!!!! Chile, what does a guy say..... Looks incredible. Big LIKE..... PS, I am stealing some ideas...

 

[chilerelleno]

Holy WOW!!!! Chile, what does a guy say..... Looks incredible. Big LIKE..... PS, I am stealing some ideas...

Appreciate it Charlie, glad you like and can get some recipe ideas.