The ultimate turkey recipe

[dirtsailor2003]

No need to look any further. This is the end all to all thanksgiving miss-givings and how to smoke cook the turkey!  If you follow this Step By Step you'll be the the golden chef of the party!

How to cook a Turkey...

- Go buy a turkey and a bottle of Wild Turkey
- Take a drink of whisky
- Put turkey in the oven
- Take another 2 drinks of whisky
- Set the degree at 375 ovens
- Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
- Turn oven the on
- Take 4 whisks of drinky
- Turk the bastey
- Whiskey another bottle of get
- Stick a turkey in the thermometer
- Glass yourself a pour of whisky
- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- Turk the carvey
- Get yourself another scottle of botch
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out

Happy Thanks Giving everyone! While I'm enjoying the spaghetti and meatballs, all ya alls enjoy those birds!

 

[chef jimmyj]

Now THAT'S Funny! Mostly because back in the day I made that exact recipe a few times...

...JJ

 

[SmokinAl]

Good stuff Case!

I think I still use that recipe occasionally!

Al

 

[lemans]

I have a similar recipe for pulled pork. But I use Jose Cuervo instead. My wife always gets mad. I don't understand why!!

 

[dirtsailor2003]

I'll be using a similar recipe while waiting for our Thanksgiving spaghetti and meatballs. My father in law pours stiff gin and tonics.

 

[tropics]

Case Thanks for the chuckle

Richie

 

[disco]

Great, Case! I hope you had that great a Thanksgiving!

Disco

 

[chewmeister]

Been there. Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving.