The ultimate turkey recipe

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Epic Pitmaster
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Oct 4, 2012
Bend Oregon
No need to look any further. This is the end all to all thanksgiving miss-givings and how to smoke cook the turkey!  If you follow this Step By Step you'll be the the golden chef of the party!

How to cook a Turkey...

- Go buy a turkey and a bottle of Wild Turkey
- Take a drink of whisky
- Put turkey in the oven
- Take another 2 drinks of whisky
- Set the degree at 375 ovens
- Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
- Turn oven the on
- Take 4 whisks of drinky
- Turk the bastey
- Whiskey another bottle of get
- Stick a turkey in the thermometer
- Glass yourself a pour of whisky
- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- Turk the carvey
- Get yourself another scottle of botch
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out

Happy Thanks Giving everyone! While I'm enjoying the spaghetti and meatballs, all ya alls enjoy those birds!
Now THAT'S Funny! Mostly because back in the day I made that exact recipe a few times...
I have a similar recipe for pulled pork. But I use Jose Cuervo instead. My wife always gets mad. I don't understand why!!
I'll be using a similar recipe while waiting for our Thanksgiving spaghetti and meatballs. My father in law pours stiff gin and tonics. is reader supported and as an Amazon Associate, we may earn commissions from qualifying purchases.

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