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THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT:

beer-b-q

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THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT:

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer
afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart" Street .

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs,
my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the
Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan,and when I told them I
was suicidal, they got all excited,and asked if I could drive a
truck...
 

Bearcarver

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LOL----another beauty!
 

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