SMF Member Rankings

[TulsaJeff]

So... years ago when the forum was very young, I came up with some member rankings or user titles to give folks as their number of member messages accrued.

Here is what they are:

0-29 Newbie
30-74 Fire Starter
75-149 Smoke Blower
150-299 Meat Mopper
300-999 Smoking Fanatic
1000-4999 Master of the Pit

Here is one I am adding today..
5000-9999 Smoking Guru

I need ideas for:
10,000-24,999
25,000 through 49,999
50,000-99,999

Post your ideas! I look forward to seeing what you come up with:)

 

[SmokinAl]

How about for 50,000-99,999, "I don't have a life".
Al

 

[wimpy69]

Lol, good one Al

 

[Rings Я Us]

Q Master General.
Capt. Smoke
Smoke Czar
Professor Smoke
Lifer
Chairman of the Q
Smoke for Brains

 

[bluewhisper]

How high are the top post numbers now?

 

[pops6927]

10,000-24,999 Secretary of The State of The Smoke
25,000 through 49,999 Vice President of The Smoke
50,000-99,999 President of The Smoke

 

[TulsaJeff]

How high are the top post numbers now?

About 35k

 

[bluewhisper]

I'm not sure about some of these suggestions that sound like command positions. The top posters here don't command, they lead by example, and advise. This place is more cooperative than competitive. And the existing range names are all associated with smoking.

Maybe something like

10,000-24,999: Doctor of Smoke
25,000 through 49,999: Sage of the Pit
50,000-99,999: Enlightened Exemplar

 

[Rings Я Us]

(Smoke for brains )I assume instead of complementary and funny , people won't get it.

 

[noboundaries]

Blue Whisper had a great idea.
10,000-24,999 Smoke Doctor
25,000-49,999 Smoking Einstein
50,000-99,999 Infinite Smoker

 

[HalfSmoked]

10 - 25 super smoker
25 - 50 professor of smoke
50 plus doc of smoke

 

[Rings Я Us]

Minister of smoke

 

[atomicsmoke]

How about for 50,000-99,999, "I don't have a life".
Al

Lol

 

[Rings Я Us]

Smoke Whisperer

 

[sqwib]

When you get to 35,001
Your post count resets to zero!!!

 

[theelballew]

BBQ Sensei

 

[johnmeyer]

Purple Haze Meister
Smoking Grand Vizier
Master of the Smoking Universe

Perhaps you could use some of the terms from the old trades: apprentice; journeyman; master; grand master.

This is my best suggestion:

Smoking Oracle

or

Oracle of Smoke

 

[Rings Я Us]

I'm not sure about some of these suggestions that sound like command positions. The top posters here don't command, they lead by example, and advise. This place is more cooperative than competitive. And the existing range names are all associated with smoking.

Maybe something like

10,000-24,999: Doctor of Smoke
25,000 through 49,999: Sage of the Pit
50,000-99,999: Enlightened Exemplar

I would say that these are indeed ranks as to a person's being here and being active or showing personal experiences..
OTBS is your recognition of helping people here.
Title /Rank all good

 

[SonnyE]

I would think that somewhere up the post count you'd have creosote for blood....
And smoke rings in your underware... :confused:

 

[lantzy75]

10,000-24,999 - Smoking Champion
25,000 through 49,999 - Smoking Demi-God
50,000-99,999 - Smoking God