Seasonal Humor

[Braz]

A hotel was hosting a chess tournament and during a break several of the players were in the lobby each bragging about his play that morning. After a bit the hotel manager asked them to move somewhere else.
The players asked why they had to move.
The manager answered, "we simply cannot allow chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

 

[sawhorseray]

Good one Braz! RAY

 

[TNJAKE]

Lol

 

[MJB05615]

Good one. Stay safe and have a Happy Holiday!

 

[GaryHibbert]

OOH. That's bad Braz. LOL
Gary

 

[Braz]

An oldie, but still a goodie:

I ordered eggs benedict yesterday and was surprised to find it served in a hub cap from a '57 Bel Air. When I asked the waiter about the unusual presentation, he said
"There's no place like chrome for the Hollandaise".

 

[chopsaw]

Dang , now I've smiled twice this year !