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Road Fear?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Dec 15, 2010.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Legendary Pitmaster OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Seems a guy  cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled over by  a local policeman. 
       Guy hands the  cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his  concealed carry permit.

      "Okay, Mr.  Smith," the cop says, "I see your CHL permit.  Are you  carrying today?"  
      "Yes, I  am."
      "Well then,  better tell me what you got."
      Smith says,  "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket.   There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box.  And, I've got  a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."
      "Okay," the  cop says.  "Anything else?"
      "Yeah, back in  the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun.  That's about  it."
      "Mr. Smith,  are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
      "Well then,  what are you afraid of...?"  

      "Not a darn  thing..."

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  2. Bearcarver

    Bearcarver SMF Hall of Fame Pitmaster Group Lead OTBS Member

    LOL---Beauty !
  3. chefrob

    chefrob Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  4. pignit

    pignit Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Exactly. Well said.
  5. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

    Amen Brother...
  6. venture

    venture Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Well, he could dispense with all of that stuff.  He could just call 911, the government sponsored dial a prayer.  I am sure he would be perfectly safe then?
  7. meateater

    meateater Legendary Pitmaster SMF Premier Member

    Dang Rich, how did ya know? [​IMG]
  8. scarbelly

    scarbelly Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

    Are you gunnin for me? [​IMG]
  9. tjohnson

    tjohnson Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator Insider OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Good One Rich!