Peeing in the Bushes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by firebaugh, Jul 7, 2008.

  1. firebaugh

    firebaugh Fire Starter

    A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
    garbage bags, one in each hand. The re's a hole in one of the bags, and
    once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement.

    Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills
    falling out of that bag..."

    "Damn!" says the little old lady ... "I'd better go back and see
    if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!"

    "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
    money? Did you steal it?"

    "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up
    to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot
    of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" So, I go
    and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time
    someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I yell:"$20 or off it comes!'"

    "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck!" By the way,
    what's in the other bag?"

    "Well", says the little old lady, "Not all of them pay"
     
  2. bigbear

    bigbear Smoke Blower

    Good One! Ya gotta love little old ladies!!
     
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    OOOOouuuucchhh![​IMG]
     
  4. mr porky

    mr porky Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    Tip jar? [​IMG]
     
  5. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    lol that was great ..... sounds like my mom
     

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