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sawhorseray

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A dwarf with a speech impediment goes into a stud farm.
"I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm. "What sort of horse?" said the owner. "A female horth" the dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a mare. "Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?"
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes. "Nithe eyeth.", says the dwarf,
"Can I thee her teeth?" Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth. "Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears. "Nithe eerth". he says, Now...can I see her twot?"
With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head deep in just under the horses tail. He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that...
Can I see her wun awound?"

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Dang Ray, those are some of the best ones yet. At first I thought the Fetterman laptop held the top spot. Then you post the shot into space one, and well I couldn't stop laughing. I guess most of us produced millions of astronauts thru the years.

Point for sure
Chris
 
Well that’s one bonus to the jokes being moved over here. You for sure don’t have to be politically correct…and I LOVE it! A great group of laughs today. Can’t pick a favorite in this group.

Jim
 
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What it's the name of a ZZ Top song. She just wants the record.

Chris
 
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The jokes are awesome Ray!
Some of the conversations afterwards are pretty good too!

Ryan
 
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