
Carpetride and Pops6927s both owe me a clean the coffee out of the keyboard and off the monitor for their comments.
Worst of all. I now will forever have seared into my memory the mental image of You standing there in your undies, a spritzer bottle in your hand. Trying to explain what you saw to some big burly police officer who is really only trying to get a peek into the window of the MES to see where that awesome smell is coming from. Cop = Yeah yeah don't worry about the kid he's ok, Ummm what's that you're cooking......hint hint.
Spread a little Q around , get a better police report and a correspondingly higher insurance settlement.

Maybe a new fence and a moat this time.
Seriously I'm sure glad your dog made it home safely. Maybe your luck is changing.