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Mark Twain

“Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.”

Abraham Lincoln

“Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.”

Errol Flynn

“I like my whisky old and my women young.”

W.C. Fields

“Always carry a flask of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.”

Mark Twain

“If I cannot drink Bourbon and smoke cigars in Heaven than I shall not go.

Johnny Carson

“Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.”

Andrew Jackson

“I have never in my life seen a Kentuckian who didn’t have a gun, a pack of cards, and a jug of whiskey.”

Winston Churchill

“Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets.”

John Wayne

“I’m here to kick ass and drink whiskey, and pilgrim, I’m out of whiskey.”

Ernest Hemingway

“Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey.”

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If it wasn't for you posting these readings, life would be a mess. Wait a minute, life is a mess, but at least you make us laugh!! The CHP Jet is not far from the truth in some places in Europe. The roadways have signs warning drivers to watch out for moving aircraft when red light is flashing. The aircraft is protected in the mountains and the roadway is the runway! 🍻🍻
John
 
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You idiot......you can't threaten me. It amazes me how many people think that way.

Watch for: Pot holes, Sink holes and, :emoji_laughing:
 
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All hilarious Ray! Especially the "Who's on the phone". Thanks again for these, can't think of a better way to get through the day or week.
 
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