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God grants a wish....

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by JC in GB, Jul 1, 2019.

  1. JC in GB

    JC in GB Smoking Fanatic

    A man was riding his motorcycle along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

    The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking: the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

    The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
     
  2. 5GRILLZNTN

    5GRILLZNTN Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    LOLOLOL! Amen!
     
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  3. smokerjim

    smokerjim Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    no comment in case the wife reads it.:emoji_wink:
     
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  4. SmokinVOLfan

    SmokinVOLfan Master of the Pit

    Lol that's great...AMEN brother!
     
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  5. SecondHandSmoker

    SecondHandSmoker Smoking Fanatic ★ Lifetime Premier ★

    I reserve the right to remain silent as to not incriminate myself.

    Otherwise, :emoji_laughing::emoji_laughing::emoji_laughing:
     
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  6. Heh-heh. Mrs Mooncusser even gave a chuckle.
     
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  7. GaryHibbert

    GaryHibbert Legendary Pitmaster OTBS Member ★ Lifetime Premier ★

    Can't say I blame the Lord for his choice. LOL
    Gary