5-8-23

[sawhorseray]

Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house.
Looking out of her window, she saw that the water was still rising.
Two men passing by on a rowboat shouted up an invitation to row to safety with them.
"No, thank you," Mrs. Watkins replied. "The Lord will provide."
The men shrugged and rowed on.
By evening, the water level forced Mrs. Watkins to climb on top of the roof for safety.
She was spotted by a man in a motorboat, who offered to pick her up.
"Don’t trouble yourself," she told him. "The Lord will provide."
Pretty soon, Mrs. Watkins had to seek refuge atop the chimney.
When a Red Cross cutter came by on patrol, she waved it on, shouting, "The Lord will provide."
So the boat left, the water rose and the old woman drowned.
Dripping wet and thoroughly annoyed, she came through the pearly gates and demanded to speak to God.
"What happened?" she cried"For cryin’ out loud, lady," God said, "I sent three boats!"

 

[DRKsmoking]

Great as always Ray
You confused me with the date as it is still 5-8-23 here, lol

But who gives a $h!t, nice to be a day early for some thingsand I will not put you on notice

This 1 says it all

David

 

[sawhorseray]

All fixed David! RAY

 

[DRKsmoking]

Gee Ray i hope you know I was joking

David

 

[sawhorseray]

Gee Ray i hope you know I was joking David

Of course I do David, nothing in the joke section should be taken seriously! Well, maybe by some, but sure as hell not by me. RAY

 

[chopsaw]

Good ones . I always did like Taco bell .

 

[GaryHibbert]

Great ones today, Ray.
Love the 1st one, and the "pilot", and "How was school". But I gotta agree with David when it comes down to the best one.
Gary

 

[Coreymacc]

I liked the one where the kid pukes the rainbow. Hilarious, but all too true.

Corey

 

[JLeonard]

Dang! I miss these not being in the feed. Always a day or two late finding them.
Another great group of chuckles.

Jim