For Terry and Cowgirl

[blackhawk19]

A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills.

Cowboy: 'Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?'

Indian: 'Dog no talk.'

Cowboy: ' Hey dog, how's it going?'

Dog: 'Doin' all right.'

Indian: (Look of shock!)

Cowboy: 'Is this Indian your owner?' (pointing at the Indian)

Dog: 'Yep.'

Cowboy: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Indian: 'Horse no talk.'

Cowboy: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool.'

Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

Cowboy: 'Is this your owner?' (pointing to the Indian)

Horse: 'Yep.'

Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?'

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather.'

Indian: (Look of total amazement)

Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Indian: 'Sheep lie.'

 

[bigarm's smokin]

Patty honey, what are we gonna do with this guy?

haha, that was a good one, (up to the sheep part

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[walking dude]

there you go again......NO SPEW ALERT............LMAO

d88de

 

[deejaydebi]

Oh my goodness that was funny!

 

[cowgirl]

HA!! Good one Blackhawk! LOL!