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Farm Country Humor

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daveomak, Nov 15, 2010.

  1. daveomak

    daveomak Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere .

    Billy Bob performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, he lets his overalls fall down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt .

    Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained tee shirt underneath. With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

    Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob ?"

    "Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the snot out of me!" exclaims Billy Bob. Then, obviously embarrassed, he says, "Me and the old lady been having trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor." google_ad_section_end
  2. Dutch

    Dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member OTBS Admin SMF Premier Member

    Now that right there was funny!! Just about spayed my coffee on the 'puter screen!
  3. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good one! I think that may have been my cousin, Coy, instead of Cletus. Coy is just that kind of a guy. Thanks for the post.
  4. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

  5. richoso1

    richoso1 Legendary Pitmaster OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    It's a good thing stupidity is not painful... that was a good one.
  6. northern greenhorn

    northern greenhorn Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Thanks for the good laugh this morning, needed it.
  7. scarbelly

    scarbelly Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

    Now that is funny - LOL
  8. Bearcarver

    Bearcarver SMF Hall of Fame Pitmaster Group Lead OTBS Member

    Good one !

    Wonder if it worked? [​IMG]

  9. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL.... good one!
  10. kevink

    kevink Fire Starter

    Laughin out loud!
  11. dale5351

    dale5351 Smoking Fanatic

    It was funny -- and your Freudian slip did it one more!