My oldest son sent this to me yesterday:
Kermit the Frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack.
So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at Kermit in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
Kermit says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and Kermit says that his name is actually Kermit Jagger, and his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's alright, not to worry, that he actually knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan.
She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says "There's a frog named Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000.
He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the hells is this even anyway?", she asks.
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Kermit the Frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack.
So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at Kermit in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
Kermit says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and Kermit says that his name is actually Kermit Jagger, and his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's alright, not to worry, that he actually knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan.
She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says "There's a frog named Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000.
He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the hells is this even anyway?", she asks.
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
