A little boy and his mom are at church.
During the long, droning sermon the little boy suddenly starts to feel very queasy. He whispers, "Mom, I think I'm gonna throw up!"
She turns to see him looking pale and becomes very anxious, so she whispers, "Quick! Run as fast as you can to the bushes outside the church! If you go now you might make it!"
So the boy rushes off as fast as he can. Several minutes later he comes back, looking much better, and sits down next to his mother.
She asks him, "Were you able to make to the bushes?"
The boy says, "I didn't need to, Mom. There was a box right next to the door that said, 'For the sick' ".
During the long, droning sermon the little boy suddenly starts to feel very queasy. He whispers, "Mom, I think I'm gonna throw up!"
She turns to see him looking pale and becomes very anxious, so she whispers, "Quick! Run as fast as you can to the bushes outside the church! If you go now you might make it!"
So the boy rushes off as fast as he can. Several minutes later he comes back, looking much better, and sits down next to his mother.
She asks him, "Were you able to make to the bushes?"
The boy says, "I didn't need to, Mom. There was a box right next to the door that said, 'For the sick' ".