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sawhorseray

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I can't recall if I did some deleting or forgot to, sorry if there's repeats, I try to avoid that. RAY


A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she’s gonna kill me.”

“Not to worry,” says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.”

So the drunk goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks.

The drunk replies, “Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too.”

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Thanks Ray! Loved em! Have a video of the electric mouse trap? That would be awesome!

Ryan
 
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Always a great laugh reading these

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Had my first Hog ( Honda 90, lol ) at 12/13 years old, than the girls came later ha ha .

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Reminds me of when I was working in the restaurants when younger. The weight watchers club came in every Thursday night after their meetings
Few extra large pizzas and large orders of fish and chips. And then a round of diet pops for everyone . God love them.

David
 
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