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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by mudduck, Nov 8, 2010.

  1. mudduck

    mudduck Smoking Fanatic



    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs, and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arizona . With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.


    Suddenly a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid ass blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!”


    The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, “You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little sh** on your knee.”


  2. scarbelly

    scarbelly Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

    You know; I think I dated her once when I was a much younger man - LOL [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
  3. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

    Yep, I remember her too...
  4. squirrel

    squirrel Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  5. richoso1

    richoso1 Legendary Pitmaster OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

     just saw her last week at a political rally carrying a sign that read "let's all get together and fight for individual rights"...
    Last edited: Nov 17, 2010
  6. silverwolf636

    silverwolf636 Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Hmmm. Was her name Colleen?  I hope when she gets on here she doesn't see this comment.