After St Paddy's Day

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Mar 18, 2008.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says,

    "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight Paddy".

    Paddy replies, "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then." Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.

    "Shoite", he says, and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. "Shoite, Shoite! He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the doorframe.

    He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the pavement and falls flat on his face.

    "Bi'Jesus... I'm done in, done in," he says. He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the doorframe, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says

    "No freakin' way".

    He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says,

    "I can make it to the bed."

    He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says "Frak it" and falls into bed.

    The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a Cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?" Paddy says, "I did Jess. I w as freakin' pissed. But how'd you know?"

    "Mick phoned, . . . You left your wheelchair at the pub."
  2. lmao,,,,not right!!!! LOL
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Ouch! But funny!
  4. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Funny right there!!![​IMG]
  5. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lol..........thats funny................
  6. pduke216

    pduke216 Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    Beer almost came flying out of my nose when I read the punchline on that joke. Great one crew!

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