What Day Is It???

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sawhorseray

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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.
So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
“My God, are you The Stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?”
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s Teacher"

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All great ones Ray. The first one was very lol. The Phone booth comparisons are funny because they're true. Thanks for these, great way to start the weekend.
 
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Again Ray, Made my Sunday morning a lot brighter, even as a carpenter, lol

This is me, sometimes I can't even tell the joke as I am laughing so hard it it and myself

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I kill me , lol

I have a few t-shirts like this that Mona says I should not wear when I am leaving the house. Sometimes I don't hear her, as I am old , lol

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And noting better than a few words of cowboy wisdom

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Have a good day , and don't let anyone mess it up.

David
 
I have a few t-shirts like this that Mona says I should not wear when I am leaving the house. Sometimes I don't hear her, as I am old , lol David
Must be a carpenter thing David, I've got drawers full of goofy T-shirts. I just tell folks my wife likes to dress me funny before she lets me out. RAY
 
Must be a carpenter thing David, I've got drawers full of goofy T-shirts. I just tell folks my wife likes to dress me funny before she lets me out. RAY


Ha Ha , i think you are right

Walk tall carry a big stick , stay kind of quite and let them read our shirt. But in this
" You hurt my feelings world " there are so many other shirts I would like to wear, lol

David
 
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