You know you have a smoking problem when:

[minn.bill]

i,m thinking about turning my sauna into asmoke shack.

 

[desertlites]

when your neighbor calls the fire dept. saying smokes been comming from there for the last 2 weeks.

 

[morkdach]

you have a switch in your bedroom by the wood chips and charcoal to turn smoker on.wife just stares at me on this

 

[zapper]

Hmmmmm, Ya know, it wouldn't really take that much......

 

[cman95]

Wanting another smoker.......well yeah.
Burning up the internet looking for new toys.
Getting up at 05:00 tomorrow to start fire.
Ain't this fun!!

 

[cook1536]

Oh yea I forgot one. We redid our landscaping in the front of the house and the wife asked what kind of tree we could plant in it. I told her a cherry tree so when it gets to big and gets to close to the house I have plenty of smoking wood on hand for a while. Needless to say she doesnt know the plan behind that choice, ha ha ha.

 

[low&slow]

I went to our neighborhood convenient store the other night to get some tea bags. Im a regular there and I talk to the clerk often. Well, he leaned toward me and took a sniff and said I smelled like smoke. It made me think of this thread.

 

[bustedluckbarbq]

i was out in the busted luck hangout... smoker goin' outside... just messin' round...and we got a fire call... so i responded to the fire house... the call was cancelled... but we hang out a little... some of the guys said... you been on a "worker"? (working fire).... "you smell like smoke".....

 

[dono]

I'm a forman at a scrapmetal yard, I see steel tanks all the time man can I relate to this lil post hehehehe

by the way my home made smoker was built all from scrap stainless steel
out of the scrapyard I work at, the bosses let me have it all for free as long as I smoke a turkey or two for our summer BBQ :-)

 

[richtee]

Jeez...you'd think those guys would know good smoke from bad ;{)

 

[fatback joe]

I thought these posts were about having a smoking "problem"...........I have yet to see a problem.

 

[glued2it]

The sad thing is there is too many of these To multi quote the message.
Allot of these I didn't even realize I was doing it!
Fritz nailed it!

When I was traveling for Christmas, I was told watch the road because I was looking at junk to see what would make a great smoker!
Almost ran us into a ditch.I think I might have left richtee some road kill!

I have looked out the window at yard critters thinking about how to smoke em! hmmm..........a little of jeff s rub.............inject with some italian dressing.................maybe some aple chunks.......O yea I would brine that robin......

I wonder if George washington was going to smoke a yard bird with the cherry tree he cut down.


Hey Al does this smell like pecan?

 

[emtee]

You drive over a hundred miles just to get stocked up on wood chips.

Yes I've done that... but they were on sale. I swear!

 

[fritz]

Bump....Did we miss anything?

 

[kookie]

These are great........But I don't think its a problem........It's just a better way to look at things..........

 

[fritz]

Your right Kookie....but that's the point....It's really not a problem.

 

[bustedluckbarbq]

I drove from Havre de Grace MD to just north of Gettysburg PA for apple wood... got a whole big truckload tho.... posted in Jan. i think... titled Big Apple score or something close.... gave Gramason, Smokey's my pet some... still cuttin it up and already got a 55 gal drum full( yes, with vent holes....) 2 - 100 pound feed sacks and a 50 pound feed sack full of chunks that'll fit in your hand....

i dont think i'll need any apple anytime soon....

i noticed at work and in travels there are tons of things to make smokers out of in the world......

 

[fritz]

BLB...I remember that post...well done.