You know you have a smoking problem when:

Discussion in 'Messages for All Guests and Members' started by fritz, Dec 24, 2007.

  1. fritz

    fritz Meat Mopper

    Your cubord is filled with a never ending supply of hd aluminum foil, plastic wrap and zip bags in every size know to man.

    You have a food saver, again with rolls and rolls of bags of every size.

    You have 10-15 bags of wood chips, just for backup.

    You buy aluminum pans in bulk.

    Ok, thats all I could come up with this early inthe morning. What else am I missing??
     
  2. bigal

    bigal Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    You hang your close out to dry(or just because) by the smoker so when you put them on you can smell the smoke allllllllll day long!

    Your skin tastes like smoke/worchst sauce/bbq sauce/rub.

    You get excited to see pics of Boston Butts and not beach butts.

    You fart hickory/mesquite/pecan/apple smoke!

    Not that this happens to me. [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  3. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    You look at a tree in your yard, and think about pruning it because it would make good smoking wood!

    (LOL - I've done this!)

    Take care, have fun, and do good!

    Regards,

    Meowey
     
  4. When you get up at 6:00 and start your smoker and it is 30 degrees outside and frost on the ground.
     
  5. bustedluckbarbq

    bustedluckbarbq Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    you look at your neighbors cherry and apple tree.... thinking i could get a couple peices of that around midnight... before i shut the smoker down....
     
  6. ba_loko

    ba_loko Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Dang, Fritz. You just described me exactly! [​IMG]
     
  7. ...when you have a 25 pound bag of paprika, just for making rubs.
     
  8. wavector

    wavector Smoking Fanatic

    When you see a steel tank, while riding down the road, and say to yourself, "I wonder if that would make a good smoker?" Or, you see a 300 gallon water tank and can't deicide whether to make it a vertical or horizontal rotisserie.



    This happens to me everyday, looking beside the road for hickory trees and limbs. I have to re-learn how to drive, because I can't keep my eyes on the road.
     
  9. smokebuzz

    smokebuzz Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    UHHH, AL, I think i will leave that one alone
     
  10. bbq bubba

    bbq bubba Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    When you find a sale on charcoal...........and buy 600 lbs.!!!
     
  11. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    When you start looking for decent road kill just for the practice. Heh!
     
  12. ds7662

    ds7662 Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    You watch the sale flyers for meat prices.
    You always want just one more smoker.
    When anyone talks about food, you say"I could smoke that".[​IMG]
     
  13. zapper

    zapper Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    You know you have a smoking problem when.....




    You smoke a fattie to cure the munchies![​IMG]
     
  14. bbq bubba

    bbq bubba Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Isin't that what started the munchie's in the first place???[​IMG]
     
  15. lcruzen

    lcruzen Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    When the wife says "Do you have to smoke everything?"
     
  16. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    "No Hunny, can't imagine the margaritas being better smoked."
     
  17. longshot

    longshot Meat Mopper OTBS Member

    You gladly host your in-laws for every holiday-birthday-weekday as a wife-proof justification to do more smoking....
     
  18. wavector

    wavector Smoking Fanatic

    [​IMG]
     
  19. capt dan

    capt dan Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    good thread LOL! The sale on charcoal, and the 25 lb bag of paprika, now thats me right there.
     
  20. raypeel

    raypeel Meat Mopper

    These are funny, but probably true. Mine would be looking out the back door in a snow storm and saying to my wife, "I think it's about to stop".
    [​IMG]
     

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