Why One Should Always Carry a Pistol

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by rabbithutch, Aug 12, 2013.

  1. rabbithutch

    rabbithutch Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Woman stops gator attack with a small Beretta pistol."

    This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself? A Beretta Jetfire testimonial.

    Here is her story:

    While out walking along the edge of a bayou just below Houma, Louisiana with my soon to be ex-husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator suddenly emerging from the murky water and charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. It's one of the best pistols in my collection! Plus ... the amount I saved in lawyer's fees was more than worth the purchase price of the gun.
     
  2. vaquero01

    vaquero01 Smoke Blower


    Now that's some funny stuff right there.....is this an ex-wife posting?
     
  3. LMAO...good one.
     
  4. Classic. [​IMG]
     
  5. Guess he wasn't quick enough to [​IMG]     

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