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Thought of x-wife gonna smoke some pork tomorrow.

masonman1345

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For some ungodly reason thoght of the ex, Then i had a thought, how bout some pork. So I decided on a slab of pork spares. I will put them in the homemade smoker and smoke them heavilly for an hour wity hickory chips, then i'll put them in the Nu Wave to cook. Ill post the Q-view tommorow as we go.
 

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How does thinking about the ex, trigger ribs?  
 

deannc

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Think I can relate to the ex = pork rationale! LMAO  


May the Thin Blue Smoke be with you!

Have a great smoke!
 

shhaker

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i thought guys were typically thought of as pigs, and women were cows.......just sayin....
 

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I think it best if I remain neutral since Mrs Scar is sitting next to me and we just celebrated 26 this week
 

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I got you beat Scar, Judy & I just celebrated 45 years last Sept.
 

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I got you beat Scar, Judy & I just celebrated 45 years last Sept.
Very cool Al Congrats man that is some accomplishment - this is my 3rd one so I am careful LOL - I jokingly tell folks she was happy at least one of the years but not all in the same year
 
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I think it best if I remain neutral since Mrs Scar is sitting next to me and we just celebrated 26 this week
Congrats to Judy & Gary---Newlyweds!

Wow Al---You even got me beat by almost 3 years!----Congrats!

Bear
 

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Yesterday as I wrote my church check I realized it was the 2[sup]nd[/sup] month 13[sup]th[/sup] day and my check number was 2013.

Then I remembered how 13 became my lucky number. February 13[sup]th[/sup] was my ex-wife’s birthday.   


It is also the day our divorce became final.   


I’ve been with the “new” wife 37 years and life is good    
 

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I got you beat Scar, Judy & I just celebrated 45 years last Sept.
Very cool Al Congrats man that is some accomplishment - this is my 3rd one so I am careful LOL - I jokingly tell folks she was happy at least one of the years but not all in the same year


I think it best if I remain neutral since Mrs Scar is sitting next to me and we just celebrated 26 this week
Congrats to Judy & Gary---Newlyweds!

Wow Al---You even got me beat by almost 3 years!----Congrats!

Bear
Thanks guys, met Judy in the 7th grade & been together ever since! 
 

masonman1345

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congrats on all the long termers. My wife and i have been together for eleven years now. The first was a practice run, that way i could find the perfect woman and i did. I dont care for making fat jokes, but you would have to see the ex. Just picture a 400 pound sow thats able to walk with rabbies.
 

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Back in August 1996, I Sent my "X" an anniversary card, celebrating our 1st year being divorced. 

I thanked her for the "Best year Of My Life"!!!

Not a cow or even a sow, just "Mean and Nasty!"

How'd the ribs turn out?

Todd
 

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Back in August 1996, I Sent my "X" an anniversary card, celebrating our 1st year being divorced. 

I thanked her for the "Best year Of My Life"!!!

Not a cow or even a sow, just "Mean and Nasty!"

How'd the ribs turn out?

Todd

LOL---Post of the Day!!!!
 

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Well congrats to all of you longtimers. From 51 years to just a few years thats all great. Me and mine are going on only 12 so we are pretty newbies to this subject but we are shooter to out do all of you folks. So congrats goes out to all of you good guys and Show me the ribs now.
 
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