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The older you are and the longer you have been married, the funnier this is.....

jbest123

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One lazy Sunday morning Jo-Rene and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."


"Now why would you want me to do something like that John?" she asked.

"I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff."

She looked at me intently and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"
 

SmokinAl

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Been married 45 years. Get it!!
 

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I've been married almost 26 yrs, and my wife thought it was funny
 

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