The Gauntlet Has been thrown down!

Discussion in 'Pork' started by shorts, Aug 20, 2008.

  1. shorts

    shorts Meat Mopper

    Ok here's what's up...I have done Pulled Pork for my local Eagles club before...using the methods I've learned here of course...and they requested I do about 200lbs possibly more depending on how it sells for the Eagles Heritage Festival Party...Told em no problem I'd love to...but you pay for the supplies and me and my wifes beer...they said no problem!!!

    Well I walk into the Eagles the other night I am in the Eagles and walk up to get a fresh Strohs and some guy that I've never seen in there looks at me and says so your our competition...I'm like what??? What a local organization decided they wanted to get involved and take this over...He tells me he volunteered...this do pulled pork but they told him they already had somebody to do it...

    So he start quizzing me...who much meat can you cook at a time...I said..I can smoke about 80-100lbs at a then he says well I've got a roaster I can do the whole shoulder at once...I said ok...but that's not Q...Well then he asks what I butt...I said I can do the shoulder but some of that can end up coming out as a ham...oh no I was wrong...I asked him where he got his rub from...what rub???? Imagine that...I asked about his finishing sauce...what's that??? And he does Q on the side...yeah right!!! Well now they are doing battered chicken deep fried and he says he's going to kick my butt in sales...

    Well I'm gonna put out some of the best butt with the best sauces I can get from the great SMF team and kick is A$$!!!!!

    Sorry for the rambling...he just kind of pissed me off...I've been planning this for 2 months now!!!!!
  2. dingle

    dingle Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    You go Shorts!! Show 'em what the SMF is all about!!
  3. flash

    flash Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Speak softly and carry a big stick.

    Translated.....kick his butt [​IMG]
  4. wutang

    wutang Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Can't wait to see the qview of the bbq whupping you put on this guy!!!
  5. smokin' dick

    smokin' dick Smoking Fanatic

    Some folks sure can be arrogant. Smoke those pork butts your way and all that left over,greasy poultry will have to be turned into chicken salad and frozen for some poor bast*** in the future. Good luck.
  6. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Go get em Shorts... Good luck to ya!
  7. shorts

    shorts Meat Mopper

    Thanks Gang!! I'm gonna put out some of my best PP!!! There's gonna be a lot of chicken hitting the fan!!!!!
  8. daddio

    daddio Meat Mopper

    load that smoker up and take that ol boy to the woodshed!! he'll end up toteing your wood!! man who would even want that chicken over real q? you got this give him what for! [​IMG]
  9. lcruzen

    lcruzen Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    If he is such a great Qer then why fry the chicken? We need some creative cat calls to throw at em during the day.

    "Hey Colonel, where's your suspenders?"
  10. 1894

    1894 Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    I like that advice [​IMG]
    Let the Q speak and the Q-less will become meek by the end of the day [​IMG]

  11. dingle

    dingle Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Are you sure you're not a philosophy major?
  12. fatback joe

    fatback joe Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Best of luck.

    I am sure you product is better..........but you never know.........whole lot of people don't know good food when it hits them in the head. Any cooking contest is a crap shoot, but man, when you let the public be the judge, throw the rules out the window.

    Good luck. Let us know how it turns out. Send the chicken man off crying.
  13. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    A-freaking MEN.
    Just tell him to keep those yardpeckers away from your butts! [​IMG]
  14. seboke

    seboke Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Go get 'em shorts! I wish I lived closer - I'd voulenteer to be on your cook team for free (well, maybe for beer..) just to be up close and personal to see that arse bag pack up his deep fryer!
  15. waysideranch

    waysideranch Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Good luck, Shorts.
  16. bobbyh

    bobbyh Fire Starter

  17. 1894

    1894 Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Good point , it may come down to the different sauces you have for folks to try. [​IMG] Mayby a sampler dish for each with a cracker , bread or pretzel for a taste test.
  18. ronp

    ronp Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    With the knowledge here you can do it.

    Good luck!!
  19. capt dan

    capt dan Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Hope for rain, that will piss off any deep fryin idiot!

    Better yet, just stay calm, quiet and collectively kick butt with your pork. Don't let him get to ya. And when he comes over askin questions, tell em that ya got a recipe with 11 herbs and spices, and its finger lickin good![​IMG]

    What a boner! take him down bud!

    I think I might also have a word with the powers that be at the eagles who flim flammed ya in the first place. Screw the beer, now its gotta be expenses and mixed drinks(top shelf).[​IMG]
  20. nick

    nick Meat Mopper

    Thats...Speak softly, and carry a big stick...burner!

    So he goes from "pretending" to smoke world-class Q to frying chicken. Kinda like wanting a filet but settling for a hotdog.
    Go blow him away!

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