Saran wrap, horse, and a penguin PG13

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by flyboys, Nov 2, 2007.

  1. flyboys

    flyboys Smoking Fanatic

    A guy takes all of his clothes off, wraps himself up in saran wrap, and walks into a psychiatrist's office. The psychiatrist says to him "I can clearly see your nuts."
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    A horse walks into a bar, bartender says "hey, what's with the long face fella?"

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    A penguin buys a used cadillac and as he is driving, he hears an odd noise coming from the engine. He takes it to a mechanic and the mechanic tells him that it will be about two hours. So the penguin goes out for a walk and eventually finds an ice cream stand. As he is eating his ice cream, he notices that the two hours are up. He shoves the ice cream in his mouth and spills some on himself in the process. He hurrys back to the mechanic who is just finishing up with his car. The mechanic looks up and says "looks like you blew a seal." The penguin replies "honestly, it's just a little ice cream."
     
  2. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    They were funny.......... I'll try to remember them.
     

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