>Cancel your credit card before you die..........(hilarious!)
>
>Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards
>before you die.
>
>This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service
>being what it is today.
>
>A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and
>March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late
>fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when
>she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to
>Citibank.
>
>Here is the exchange:
>
>Family Member: "I am calling to tell you she died back in January."
>
>Citibank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still
>apply."
>
>Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections."
>
>Citibank: "Since it is two months past due, it already has been."
>
>Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"
>
>Citibank: "Either report her account to frauds division or report her to
>the credit bureau, maybe both!"
>
>Family Member: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"
>
>
>Citibank: "Excuse me?"
>
>Family Member: "Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about
>her being dead?"
>
>Citibank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor."
>
>
>Supervisor gets on the phone:
>
>Family Member: "I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0
>balance."
>
>Citibank : "The account was never closed and late fees and charges still
>apply."
>
>
>Family Member: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"
>
>Citibank: (Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?"
>
>Family Member: "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info was given)
>
>Citibank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"
>
>Family Member: "Sure." (Fax number was given )
>
>
>
> After they get the fax:
>
>Citibank: "Our system ju st isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I
>can do to help."
>
>Family Member: "Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just
>keep billing her. She won't care."
>
>Citibank: "Well, the late fees and charges do still apply." (What is wrong
>with these people?!?)
>
>Family Member: "Would you like her new billing address?"
>
>Citibank: "That might help."
>
>Family Member: " Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69."
>
>Citibank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"
>
>Family Member: "What do you do with dead people on your planet???
>
>
>
>(Priceless!!)
>
>Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards
>before you die.
>
>This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service
>being what it is today.
>
>A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and
>March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late
>fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when
>she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to
>Citibank.
>
>Here is the exchange:
>
>Family Member: "I am calling to tell you she died back in January."
>
>Citibank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still
>apply."
>
>Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections."
>
>Citibank: "Since it is two months past due, it already has been."
>
>Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"
>
>Citibank: "Either report her account to frauds division or report her to
>the credit bureau, maybe both!"
>
>Family Member: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"
>
>
>Citibank: "Excuse me?"
>
>Family Member: "Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about
>her being dead?"
>
>Citibank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor."
>
>
>Supervisor gets on the phone:
>
>Family Member: "I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0
>balance."
>
>Citibank : "The account was never closed and late fees and charges still
>apply."
>
>
>Family Member: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"
>
>Citibank: (Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?"
>
>Family Member: "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info was given)
>
>Citibank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"
>
>Family Member: "Sure." (Fax number was given )
>
>
>
> After they get the fax:
>
>Citibank: "Our system ju st isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I
>can do to help."
>
>Family Member: "Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just
>keep billing her. She won't care."
>
>Citibank: "Well, the late fees and charges do still apply." (What is wrong
>with these people?!?)
>
>Family Member: "Would you like her new billing address?"
>
>Citibank: "That might help."
>
>Family Member: " Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69."
>
>Citibank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"
>
>Family Member: "What do you do with dead people on your planet???
>
>
>
>(Priceless!!)
