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Prayers For Jake

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That is a surprising pic Jake! Hope she is there because she wants to be and not has to be. But sure bet she's got some stories of things she's seen in her lifetime!
Like most, I'm a long ways off but if there's anything you need just say...

Ryan
Oh yeah Lucy loves it. Her and her husband still work. She’s 89 and just loves helping veterans
 
Took the words right out'a my mouth.
Hang in there Jake, I heard a little weed might help with appetite and cancer.


Get better bruth'a!!!

Appreciate it bud. And yes you know me. I stay “medicated” lol. I wish appetite was the issue though. My stomach walls are so thick my stomach can’t expand when I eat. So 2 or 3 ounces of food make me Golden Corral buffet full for about 12 hours
 
Thought this would lighten the mood. This was my nurse last night!

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When this lady walked in I looked over at Emily and asked if I’d had too much morphine and was I hallucinating? Is this an escaped mental patient pretending to be a nurse?

Turned out this is Lucy. She sat and talked with us all night. The best and most squared away nurse I’ve ever had.

Seriously though you can’t even make this stuff up lol
Hey, they are not all 10's buddy! Hope your feeling better!
 
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Better watch out for Lucy - she's got her eye on ya!

God and I spend a lot of time on the outs. I'm usually pretty mad at Him over one thing or another, and I know He looks at me sideways all of the time - I deserve it. But I did ask him to keep a closer eye on you, soldier.
 
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Yummy lol
 
Last time I went to the hospital to see my Uncle I Knew exactly what I was going to say to him...."Hey you old fart, let's blow this joint...the food sucks here!"

Never got to say that to him. He was not lucid when I stopped by...


Stay strong Brother.....
 
Could be worse. I knew a guy who broke his jaw playing hockey. He would puree his steaks and used a straw to it down the gullet.
 
The instant potatoes, ensure, and chocolate pudding may be ok.
 
Years ago when I was in the hospital, it so happened that I was out for tests when the menu cards were passed out and collected for that night's supper.

I received this unidentifiable block of something with gravy smeared on top. I called the nurse and asked her what the hell it was and she had no clue either.

Out of kindness, she offered to go down to the cafeteria and get me a burger and fries. Well, the burger had been on a steam table for hours, maybe days, and the fries were soggy, but I did eat it since she went through the trouble.
 
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