Potatoes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by wildflower, Apr 25, 2011.

  1. Potatoes



    Well,
    A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,

    And finally they got married, and had a little sweet
    potato, which they
    Called
    'Yam.'

    Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.


    When it was time, they told her about the facts
    of life.

    They warned her about going
    out

    And

    Getting
    half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and
    get a bad
    Name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and
    end up with a bunch of

    Tater
    Tots

    Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get
    her into the sack and Make a rotten potato out of her!


    But on the other hand she
    Wouldn't stay home
    and become a Couch Potato either..

    She would get

    Plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her
    Shoestring
    Cousins.

    When she went off to
    Europe , Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam
    To watch out
    for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland .

    And the

    Greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And
    when she went out West,

    To
    watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped..


    Yam said she would stay on the straight and
    narrow
    And
    wouldn't
    associate
    with
    those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other

    Side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all
    the trucks that say,
    'Frito Lay.'

    Mr. And
    Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's
    Potato
    University ) so that when she graduated she'd really

    Be
    in the Chips.

    But in spite of all they did for
    her, one-day Yam came home
    And announced she was
    going to marry Tom Brokaw..

    Tom Brokaw!


    Mr.
     And
    Mrs.
    Potato were very upset.


    They
    told
    Yam she couldn't
    possibly

    Marry
    Tom Brokaw
    Because he's just.......

    Are you
    ready for this?



    Are
    you sure?


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    OK!
    Here it is!


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  2. thebarbequeen

    thebarbequeen Smoking Fanatic

    oooh, wildflower. there you go again - you know I can't resist!
     
  3. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    DOH! LOL.... good one. [​IMG]
     
  4. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Groan - LOL
     
  5. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL---Wow!

    Never heard that one----Much better than the one about the Pillsbury Doughboy!

    Beaer
     
  6. jc1947

    jc1947 Smoking Fanatic

    That was sad
     

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