Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"

[aussie rod]

My wife asked me the other day, "At your age, what would you prefer to get -

Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"

I answered, "Definitely Parkinson's.  Better to spill half an ounce of Glenmorangie,  than to forget where you keep the bottle."  

 

[daveomak]

You got that right.....