Panties

[linguica]

New Panties

 

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.  

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs... enough times that her husband finally asks,

"Are you wearing crotch less panties?"  

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.  

"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."  

He never heard the gunshot.

 

[candycoated]

Ha! :p

She could have saved some money and a bullet by shaving with her husband's razor, then if she didn't get what she wanted she could just not change out the blade for a slow painful burning revenge.