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On Getting Older


Legendary Pitmaster
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Joined Jun 20, 2013
A distraught senior citizen
phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know,
that the medication you
prescribed has to be taken for
the rest of my life?"

"'Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the senior
lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is
my condition because this prescription is marked


An older gentleman was on the operating table
awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,
a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked
to speak to his son.

"Yes, Dad , what is it?"

"Don't be nervous, son; do your best,
and just remember, if it doesn't go well,
if something happens to me, your mother
is going to come and live with you and
your wife...."


Two guys, one old, one young, are
pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy,
"Sorry about that.
looking for my wife,
and I guess I
wasn't paying attention
where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a
I'm looking for my wife, too...
I can't find her and I'm getting a little

The old guy says, "Well,
maybe I can help you find her...
what does she look like?"

The young guy says, "Well,
she is 27 yrs. old, tall, with red hair,
blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra,
long legs,
and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'

To which the old guy says, "Doesn't

matter, --- let's look for yours.


Meat Mopper
Joined Jul 15, 2020
Good ones Gary. I have to go, I have to help that young guy look for his wife.


Meat Mopper
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Joined Feb 11, 2018
Good way to get the morning started!!


Epic Pitmaster
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Joined Jun 11, 2015
Yes sir the search party is on for the young guys wife.


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