Needs "MO HEAT"! That's what I was told...

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crankybuzzard

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Several years ago, 5 to be exact, I was at a hunting camp with several others and I had made a big pot of beans. In the beans I had used some of my homemade chili powder and had added some jalapeños as well. It had a nice kick to it, but nothing that would make you weep.

Well, we all know at least one heat freak, and ours spoke up. "These beans need mo heat"! I polled the others and they seemed to think all was well and he was just mad at his gastrointestinal system or something.

A few days after the hunt was over, I was at the local Hispanic market getting some chilis to make chili powder with when I spotted some beautiful orange critters called habanero peppers... We've all seen them, a few have tried them, but very few use them on a regular basis!

I knew how hot they were because a friend and I made some ABTs one evening and he decided to make 2 with habanero. He said something about his toenails cracking the next morning while trying to get a grip on the tile floor in the bathroom! Ponder that one a bit... Ok, I digressed.

I got my normal chilis and I also bought some habanero, jalapeño, and Serrano peppers as well. I took them home, sliced them up, dehydrated them, and then ground them up in the blender. Oh, while I'm thinking about it, don't do this in your kitchen... It took a week for my bride to forgive me, and the dog still runs when he sees the dehydrator.

After grinding all of the peppers up, I added a little salt and some cayenne. Then it all went into a shaker bottle.

Step forward a few weeks and we are back at camp for a hog hunt, I made some beans again, just like I had made them before. This time I handed, we'll call him Fred, the shaker bottle of the "Mo Heat". He asked what it was and I told him it was some spice for his beans and to try it. He shook a little in his hands, tasted it, looked me straight in the eye, and said, "I hope I can keep this!"

We all kind of shook our heads and went about eating supper. All through the meal Fred kept adding the Mo Heat to most everything, didn't bat an eye about it! I figured I had failed...

So, the next morning, I added some to my scrambled eggs, not a whole lot, but more than I needed! Pro tip, when you eat something spicy, hot coffee makes it worse! Water doesn't help much either! I literally had tears coming out of my eyes and my mouth felt like I had drank a bottle of sulfuric acid.

It was determined that Fred must be an alien or something because this stuff was too hot for normal folks and he was eating it like most would salt, that is until we figured out that a little dab will do you good. Yep, a small shake into a bowl of beans isn't too bad, nice tingle, and a slight afterburn.

So now, each year, I have to make a bottle for the pig hunt, and today I started it. I've added a few things to it over the years, and have omitted the salt.

Below you'll see habanero, jalapeño, Serrano, and bell peppers. Also some yellow onion and shaved garlic. All will be dehydrated, ground, and then measured out to package up in a shaker or 2.


Now, you can slice all of the peppers, onions, and garlic in the kitchen, but PLEASE don't start dehydrating them in the kitchen! You will evacuate the house and paint may peel from the walls!

Also, when you grind this stuff, I highly recommend respiratory protection and safety glasses while you grind OUTDOORS!
 
  Like the Mo heat recipe, And love the story. Thx, For the steps, I think I am going to try this or a spin on this. I used to be one of those heat freaks but have tamed it down...lol Saved to try. Thx. Cranky.
 
I am a fan of the heat myself, but that stuff sounds pretty intimidating. Your story gave me good laugh though, Thanks.
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Great story, Charlie:  I thought you might be headed here with "Fred".  Many of you likely have already read this, but it's still dang funny:  enjoy.

Notes from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast:

Recently I was honoured to be selected as an outstanding famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a Chili cook-off, because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me that I could have free beer during the tasting. So I accepted.

Here are the scorecards from the event:

CHILI # 1: MIKE'S MANIC MONSTER CHILI

JUDGE ONE: A little to heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.

JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.

FRANK: Holy Crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway with this stuff. I needed two beers to put the flames out. Hope that's the worst one. Those Texans are crazy.

CHILI # 2: ARTHUR'S AFTERBURNER CHILI

JUDGE ONE: Smokey, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.

JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor. Needs more peppers to be taken seriously.

FRANK: Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave of two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich manuever. They had to walkie-talkie in three extra beers when they saw the look on my face.

CHILI # 3: FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI

JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans.

JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili. A bit salty. Good use of red peppers.

FRANK: Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced.

CHILI # 4: BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC

JUDGE ONE: Black Bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.

JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods. Not much of a chili.

FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb wench is starting to look HOT, just like this nuclear-waste I'm eating.

CHILI # 5: LINDA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER

JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.

JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.

FRANK: My ears are ringing, and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly from a pitcher onto it. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Freakin' Rednecks! ! !

CHILI # 6: VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY

JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice and peppers.

JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions and garlic.

FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulphuric flames. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone!

CHILI # 7: SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI

JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.

JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum. Tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am worried about Judge # 3.

FRANK: You could put a #)$^@#*&! Grenade in my mouth, pull the #)$^@#*&! pin, and I wouldn't feel a damn thing. I've lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my X*$(@#^&$ mouth. My pants are full of lava-like poo, to match my X*$(@#^&$ shirt. At least the during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the four inch hole in my stomach.

CHILI # 8: HELEN'S MOUNT SAINT CHILI

JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending. This is a nice blend chili, safe for all; not too bold, but spicy enough to declare its existence.

JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good balanced chili, neither mild now hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed out, fell and pulled the chili pot on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor Yank.

FRANK: - - - - - - - - (Editor's Note: Judge # 3 was unable to report).
 
Holy crap gr0uch0.... I near wet myself with that one. Great 1, I had to share it with some friends.....  Thx for another smile today.....
 
Hey Charlie, when I was young My two brother-in-laws always tried to burn me up, Every time we would visit they had new peppers or hot sauce concoctions. I would eat it with something and say "Boy this is some good stuff" Sometimes it would be really hot !!  Fast forward to now  I still love hot stuff but it doesn't love me and with all the gastro problems I have I've got to watch it.

I did make some Ghost Pepper/ mango ho tsauce a while back #2 son said it could be hotter.

Gary
 
Hey Charlie, when I was young My two brother-in-laws always tried to burn me up, Every time we would visit they had new peppers or hot sauce concoctions. I would eat it with something and say "Boy this is some good stuff" Sometimes it would be really hot !!  Fast forward to now  I still love hot stuff but it doesn't love me and with all the gastro problems I have I've got to watch it.
I did make some Ghost Pepper/ mango ho tsauce a while back #2 son said it could be hotter.

Gary

I've made habanero/mango sauce and that was too hot for me!

I'll quote a friend of mine; "I'm just not that mad at my a$$"
 
 
Hey Charlie, when I was young My two brother-in-laws always tried to burn me up, Every time we would visit they had new peppers or hot sauce concoctions. I would eat it with something and say "Boy this is some good stuff" Sometimes it would be really hot !!  Fast forward to now  I still love hot stuff but it doesn't love me and with all the gastro problems I have I've got to watch it.
I did make some Ghost Pepper/ mango ho tsauce a while back #2 son said it could be hotter.

Gary
I've made habanero/mango sauce and that was too hot for me!

I'll quote a friend of mine; "I'm just not that mad at my a$$"
Now that is funny!! I can't do hot any more

Richie
 
I've made habanero/mango sauce and that was too hot for me!

I'll quote a friend of mine; "I'm just not that mad at my a$$"
I agree with your friend,  When I made that batch, I tasted it and it seamed Hot but not unpleasant. But after it sat a while my wife tasted it and got mad because I told her it wasn't Too Hot, her lips went numb. I tasted it again , eyes started watering head started sweating and lips went numb. #2 son had come by and I sent a couple jars with him. I told my wife Ohhh  I better call him and warn him. About the time I picked up my phone It rang, I was him. Before I could say anything, he said "Mann this is some good stuff, I love it" I said It's not to hot? he said No !!  just right I've already eaten one jar with chips. Maybe next batch could be a little Hotter !!!

I said OKaaaay and left it at that.

Gary
 
 
I agree with your friend,  When I made that batch, I tasted it and it seamed Hot but not unpleasant. But after it sat a while my wife tasted it and got mad because I told her it wasn't Too Hot, her lips went numb. I tasted it again , eyes started watering head started sweating and lips went numb. #2 son had come by and I sent a couple jars with him. I told my wife Ohhh  I better call him and warn him. About the time I picked up my phone It rang, I was him. Before I could say anything, he said "Mann this is some good stuff, I love it" I said It's not to hot? he said No !!  just right I've already eaten one jar with chips. Maybe next batch could be a little Hotter !!!

I said OKaaaay and left it at that.

Gary
  Gary that is funny..... Your son has a cast iron stomach....... and then some....lolol
 
I have a friend who makes sauce every year from peppers he grows. The main ingredient is Ghost Peppers. I like hot but that's beyond hot. I hate to hurt his feelings so I accept a bottle every year with hearty thanks and put on the shelf with last year's and the year's before that....
grOuchO that was outstanding! The Mrs just asked me what was so damn funny...
 
I have a friend who makes sauce every year from peppers he grows. The main ingredient is Ghost Peppers. I like hot but that's beyond hot. I hate to hurt his feelings so I accept a bottle every year with hearty thanks and put on the shelf with last year's and the year's before that....
grOuchO that was outstanding! The Mrs just asked me what was so damn funny...

Mose, I'll bet that stuff will strip the paint off your car and clean creosote out of the pit if you spill it!

I read grOuchO's post to my dad today while I was over there. We were all crying with laughter! It's funny when you read it to yourself, but I challenge you to read it aloud like the presenter was saying it and keep a straight face! Ain't gonna happen! :laugh1:
 
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Mose, I'll bet that stuff will strip the paint off your car and clean creosote out of the pit if you spill it!

I read grOuchO's post to my dad today while I was over there. We were all crying with laughter! It's funny when you read it to yourself, but I challenge you to read it aloud like the presenter was saying it and keep a straight face! Ain't gonna happen!
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Charlie, you're right:  there's absolutely no way to read that and keep a straight face, regardless of reading it aloud or to yourself.  I had to clean the language up for the forum:  when you insert some well-placed words out of George Carlin's 7, I can't tell you how funny it is.  I can't tell you guys how many times I'd been over and over it--damn near know it by heart--and I still lose it every time I see it.  Especially where the barmaid starts to look hot, and the part about the sno-cone. 
I have a friend who makes sauce every year from peppers he grows. The main ingredient is Ghost Peppers. I like hot but that's beyond hot. I hate to hurt his feelings so I accept a bottle every year with hearty thanks and put on the shelf with last year's and the year's before that....
grOuchO that was outstanding! The Mrs just asked me what was so damn funny...
Thanks, Mose:  it's like a good bottle of vino.  It just keeps getting better and better with age.
 
Well, a box of Kleenex, a headache, and a sore tongue later, it's done!

I dehydrated all of the items below for about 48 hours to make sure they were plenty dry. While I was unloading the tray my neighbor, who was visiting, said that the dried shaved garlic looked like cork flakes, I told him to try one.... I'll bet he's still puckered! Even dried to a crisp, all of these still pack a punch!

I wanted 20 grams of habs, but I doubt anyone will notice...

Into the blender (I did this in the garage with respiratory protection, but I still sneezed my a$$ off)

This is where I screwed up! I strained and bottled this up outside facing south, since we have a north wind. The smell of this stuff is AWESOME with the onions, garlic, and the pepper scents all melded together. See where I'm heading? Yeah, I sniffed the jar, yeah, I almost died! My head is pounding and my nose is still running an hour later.

Then, and I can't even blame this on CR, I decided a small taste of the powder residue in the bottom of the bowl wouldn't hurt anything... I once again was sadly mistaken... I have to admit, my first drink tonight was a glass of whole milk!

This is the atomic powder that I've created!


Next year, I've decided to do something VERY different!


A friend on here has offered me some of his dehydrated ghost peppers! :devil:
 
Lololol... That's funny cranky ok well kind of..... I love the name you have for it. I bet used to moderation that is going to be some great stuff..... Point for sure....
 
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