lifesavers

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by panhead, Sep 7, 2007.

  1. panhead

    panhead Smoke Blower

    A class of 1st graders were learning to identify colors and tastes using a
    bowl of lifesavers.

    The children began to say:
    Red......................Cherry
    Yellow................Lemon
    Green...................Lime
    Orange.................Orange

    Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none
    of the children could identify the taste.

    "Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue... It's what your mother may
    sometimes call your father."

    One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh
    my God!! They're A**holes!"
     
  2. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good one [​IMG]
     

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