Discussion in 'Jokes' started by rabbithutch, Sep 29, 2013.

  1. rabbithutch

    rabbithutch Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Two boys were walking home from Sunday school

    after hearing a strong preaching on the devil.

    One said to the other, 'What do you think about

    all this Satan stuff?'

    The other boy replied, 'Well, you know how

    Santa Claus turned out.

    It's probably just your Dad.'


    Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl

    whispered to her mother,

    'Why is the bride dressed in white?''

    The mother replied, 'Because white is the color

    of happiness,

    and today is the happiest day of her life.'

    The child thought about this for a moment then said,

    'So why is the groom wearing black?'

    A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running

    as fast as she could,

    trying not to be late for Bible class.

    As she ran she prayed,

    'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord,

    please don't let me be late!'

    While she was running and praying, she tripped

    on a curb and fell,

    getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress.

    She got up, brushed herself off, and started running


    As she ran she once again began to pray,

    'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But please

    don't shove me either!'

    Three boys are in the school yard bragging about

    their fathers.

    The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words

    on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem,

    they give him $50.'

    The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad

    scribbles a few words on piece of paper,

    he calls it a song, they give him $100.'

    The third boy says, 'I got you both beat. My Dad

    scribbles a few words on a piece of paper,

    he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to

    collect all the money!'

    My favorite laughed so hard

    An elderly woman died last month.

    Having never married, she requested no male


    In her handwritten instructions for her memorial

    service, she wrote,

    'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive,

    I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.'

    A police recruit was asked during the exam,

    'What would you do if you had to arrest your own


    He answered, 'Call for backup.'

    A Sunday School teacher asked her class why

    Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem ...

    A small child replied, 'They couldn't get a baby-sitter.'

    A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

    After explaining the commandment to 'Honour thy

    father and thy mother,' she asked,

    'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to

    treat our brothers and sisters?'

    Without missing a beat, one little boy answered,

    'Thou shall not kill..'

    At Sunday School they were teaching how God

    created everything, including human beings.

    Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they

    told him

    how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

    Later in the week his mother noticed him lying

    down as though he were ill,

    and she said, 'Johnny, what is the matter?' Little

    Johnny responded,

    'I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have

    a wife.'

    You don't stop laughing because you grow old..

    You grow old because you stop laughing!

    Enjoy,"They" haven't found a way to tax you for

    laughing yet.
  2. Amen my friend!!!

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