How much life insurance do you think she has on me ?

[four20]

Well y'all 

I think shes trying to kill me. For the Superbowl i have 23 lb of butts. and today she brought home a 15 lb packer. I'm pretty sure shes gonna text me a picture of 10 lb of wings or quarters by Friday.

She knows I got a high BP, but i became worried to see the fridge fully stocked with beer and soda.  Ill know i'm a gonner if she stocks the bar tomorrow.

 

[SmokinAl]

Maybe that's her way of telling you, you need to go out & buy a bigger smoker!

Al

 

[chef jimmyj]

Sounds like a job for a big smoker and extra Metoprolol!...JJ

 

[mummel]

Sounds like a keeper to me :)

 

[joe black]

I think I'll just run down to Laurens on Sunday and look for a big plume of smoke.

 

[ez2b]

So what time are you serving us beer and sausages I'm in!!! Lol